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Hahaha, what? Are you reading a crappy romance novel?

I'll get to it right after I finish my current book, in which the male lead has spent the vast majority of the first forty pages with an erection. Literally. Not over exaggerating. I usually read young adult fiction to avoid this kind of blatant sexuality, so imagine my surprise when I started finding the word "cock" on like every fourth page.

I'm glad I didn't read this post when I saw it last night. It was just what I needed after an election that left me simultaneously happy and depressed. You've managed to tip the scales towards happy today Shlup.

Now read the third book please so I don't have to. I don't think it would be as fun without your summary and critiques.

THESE PEOPLE ARE smurfING RETARDS.

Well I guess that makes more sense as to how SWJ is not a complete moron.

Nono, Stupid Whore found Stupid Whore Junior in the woods when she was five. Did I forget to mention that? Apparently five is too young to say "I live in a village" or "I'm lost" so Stupid Whore took her home and never told her she was "adopted." In most places I think that's called kidnapping, but, hey, that seems to be the least of the crimes committed by this heartwarming characters.

This reeeeeeeks of Twilight.

Stupid Whore hooked up with the 6-year-old in the first book? She's at least 12 years older than him...

Also, Stupid Whore Junior and her twin sister are the daughters of Random Little Boy from book one.

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Surfin' U.S.-Braaaaaaaains

Why can't I rep this?!

I can't wait for the movie!

xD You're actually making me interested in reading this crap.

She is no temptation for zombies, for her offerings of brains are meager. Duh.

What drugs was this obnoxiously retarded author when she wrote these books?

Also how did Stupid Whore survive?

I have no words to describe my reaction. It's something like this.

Please read the next book and make another blog post about it because this is hilarious and I don't want to read it myself.

Oh my stars and garters, she sounds like Miaka from Fushugi Yugi... Stupid stupid girl...

The wiki for this book makes me want to throw up. I have read some s*tty books and enjoyed them, but this book... it's not good. It's not a smurfing good book. The characters are the sh*ttiest pieces of sh*t in all the sh*t.

(Gonna have to increase the amount of images allowed in blog comments...)

Originally Posted by Jiro

What a complete smurfing dolt. They should've just used her as zombie bait and escaped.

Judging from Shlups review she wouldn't be much of a meal.

Can anyone say zombies that sparkle?