You would think that it's evey subs dream to show up to work and pop in a movie. It isn't. I'm so bored! I Am Legend was good in first period, but I really did not need to watch it again immediatley after. And could they drag out the dog thing any longer? I will not cry in front of the teenagers, I will not cry in front of the teenagers, I will not cry in front of the teenagers. smurf teenagers. And the kid in the back is a dick. He looks like a nice nerdy kid, but he ...
The second book, The Dead Tossed Waves... I read it. What can I say? I'm a competionist when it comes to books, even if it's garbage. And, yes, the sequel was garbage, but not in the fun What the smurf are you doing?? How have you survived this long, you stupid whore?? kind of way. It was boring. In fact, I skimmed maybe even most of it. There were a lot of pages where I read one sentence, just to be sure the author was still describing the same smurfing thing. It took twenty pages ...
Pop quiz! The barriers against the zombies is breeched, and your village is overrun. You manage to escape with your older brother, best friend, betrothed, your love, a random first grader, and your dog. After a few days, you find another town, but it has also been overrun by zombies. You and your love make it to a house, while the rest of your party gets up in a tree house. There is a platform on the roof that once had a rope bridge to the treehouses, but it has been cut and now hangs ...
VALENTINES DAY. IT HAPPENS. Here's what I do'd: Wake up at 10:00amGo back to sleep until noon. smurf mornings.Sing and shave in the shower.Post a recipe.Go to the grocery store to buy romantic dinner.Grocery store is out of romantic dinners. Go to Mexican grocery store. Become confused.Go to grocery store where poor people aren't allowed. Procure romantic dinner. Also potatoes.Receive floral bounty.Beefcake.Steam potatoes.Watch Battlestar Galactica.Have ...
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... an octopus necklace. No, really. It's like he knows me or something. I'm so smurfing tired. This was seriously my fourth day of Christmas. Though I was three hours late to the festivities today. I feel the strong urge to buy a new television, you see. The other day Shiny called me a spoiled bitch (among other things, but she talks a lot anyway so...) and I think this Christmas has kind of proved ...
I think I'm just gonna go on a cocaine binge. I have a pretty good savings; I think I could run wild for a pretty long time before I run dry. BJ's gonna be tough to work around--he's diligent--but if I do enough cocaine I won't care anyway, right? My friend said that they sell cocaine in, like, a lozenge in South America. I'll bet I could get that online. I'm not really into the thought of snorting powder up my nose, you see. Especially not through money. Money is covered in bacteria, ...
I am so damn hungry. But I can't just, like, eat this close to bedtime. That would make me an asshole. I rode my bike from home to Disneyland, where I enjoyed a churro for dinner. Though I shared it with a toddler so I only got like 2/3 of it. For lunch I had an artichoke. For breakfast I had a banana. That's not enough food. I had a light breakfast and lunch because I really wanted that churro, with it's sparkly exterior and sugary crunch. It's soft, warm middle. The ...
My husband is dead. I stood on our doorstep and called out his name, but the children said he had gone for a walk around the lake. He wouldn't be hard to find, always taking the same path, and it wasn't long before I did find him. I ran towards him, excited to let him know. I wanted to tell him that we won the battle, that the revolution was over, to pack his things so we could move into the castle. He saw me, but then I saw them. I didn't have a chance ...
So this is what a terabyte feels like. Ooooh, yeah. This is nice. So much free space. Unf. Today I installed my new TB hard drive and moved most of my datas to it. I still have my OS and shizzle on my 1/2TB, so I have 1.5TB now. Which isn't a ton but it's more than I had before, having spent the last year-ish hovering between 5GB and 200MB of free space left on my primary drive. BJ, of course, had to get a 1.5TB drive. Always has to do just a little better than me. ...
I can't find my driver's license, credit card, or Disneyland pass. The last time I saw them was Wednesday, when they were in my back pocket at Disneyland. For the last week I've pushed it to the back of my mind, convinced they'd be in my laundry basket. Alas, they are not. So I'm on hold with Disneyland's lost and found. It's been twenty minutes. "Thank you for your patience. A lost and found cast member will answer your call in just a moment. Please ...
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