Shlup

I can't find my driver's license, credit card, or Disneyland pass. The last time I saw them was Wednesday, when they were in my back pocket at Disneyland. For the last week I've pushed it to the back of my mind, convinced they'd be in my laundry basket.

Alas, they are not.

So I'm on hold with Disneyland's lost and found. It's been twenty minutes.

"Thank you for your patience. A lost and found cast member will answer your call in just a moment. Please ...