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  1. All I Want

    All I want in the whole world is for Bill Nye and Stephen Colbert to be married and for them to be my dads. And also for one or two powerful males to lust after me, even though we are for some reason forbidden to be together.

    I'm not a greedy person.
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  2. Newsflash: I'm Stupid

    Yesterday I was getting dolled up for my valentine when I thought "Golly, my pores sure are full of heinous particulates." Fortunately, I knew just who would have the solution: <a href="http://pinterest.com/instantpudding/">Pinterest</a>. That site is all about collecting household remedies.

    And, lo, did I find that <a href="http://pinterest.com/pin/89720217546048501/">1 tbs sugar + 1 tbs baking soda + 1 tbs water + 20 minutes = clean ...
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