To all of you who neglected to even nominate me for "Most Likely to Limit Break a Post," you can go right ahead and suck some part of male genitals that I may or may not have. Also, I have no idea what's going on with this EoFF gang war thing. There's a whole thread about it in the staff forum and I'm like a secret police or some tit and I feel like I've walked into a colony of gremlins. If I'm police does that mean I can brutalize ban people at will? I mean more people than ...
Thursday is currently my favorite day of the week. Why? Because I enjoy the sounds of servants bustling around me. My lawn gets mowed, my cypress trees clipped, my hedges trimmed (not sexually), and the pool boy comes to be sure, as the days grow warmer, that I have clean water to lounge in during my leisure time. Also, the guy who fixed the garage door was kind of cute. Also, BJ has Fridays off all summer, so on Thursdays we can stay up late together. Throughout the year, Thursday ...
Snot. I am so full of snot. It's just dripping all inside of me, rubbing me wrong and bringing me pain and suffering. Sinus infections are the worst. I love breathing through my nose. For those unaware, I have a very effective nose, and most of the time it breathes for me like a total champ. Ugh, I am totally fondling my tonsils through my neck right now. I don't know where this infection came from during this fabulous weather, but it stings my throat and burns when I inhale and inhaling ...
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