I'm sitting in the waiting room of my doctor's office. I don't have an appointment, but they said they could fit me in. Last night, as I lay reading, a bug flew straight into my ear. It flew in, and it flapped its little wings directly against my eardrum as I thrashed around for some reason like an epileptic. And then it died in there. I tried washing it out and even tried a q-tip, but all I could get out was one leg. Which was a bigger leg than I was ...
To all of you who neglected to even nominate me for "Most Likely to Limit Break a Post," you can go right ahead and suck some part of male genitals that I may or may not have. Also, I have no idea what's going on with this EoFF gang war thing. There's a whole thread about it in the staff forum and I'm like a secret police or some tit and I feel like I've walked into a colony of gremlins. If I'm police does that mean I can brutalize ban people at will? I mean more people than ...
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