Hollycat

I just got a second degree burn on my left hand from a lawn mower muffler
now I cant go to work. it stings like heck.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16871...r4=recommended
see numba one

Today was my last day of high school. Tommorow is my grad party, anyone wanna come? its in texas

Considering name changes.
The kitten of mass seduction got a unanimous veto from the staff so heres what Ive got:
Blue Viera
Pure Viera
Pure
fourteen midgets in a trenchcoat eating spicy mustard slurpees


I am open to suggestions

I broke my foot on a table

THE END

I work at Mcdonalds and yesterday a tornado came through. Our manager decided that all employees were to go to the freezer, then some idiot accidentally closed the freezer, which once locked can only be opened from the outside. We were in the freezer for 30 minutes before the manager came looking for us.

Well well well, we all know about PSN and the repeated delays, but SONY promised to have PS store online today. (course they promised the same thing about the 10th) anyways, they havent, and they dont know when it will open. THE END

http://comics.drunkduck.com/Eff_Eff_...3da5293ada.png

http://cheezburger.com/View/4722639616

http://www.familyguylol.com/Watch_917
17:00

woah, they are scary