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The shortest I've ever gone from meeting to smurfing is about 4 minutes. We met at a friend's house, said hi to each other, then randomly started making out. Neither of us is sure who initiated the kiss, but we both think it was the other person. We were tearing clothes off and pretty much ruined our friend's couch. We decided nothing would come of it, and just kept on with our lives. But apparently the fates brought us back together (or the shortage of people in SA who frequent scotch parties) and now we're living together. Small world, huh?

yea but its a cinema date you should at least get up to the knuckle - my dad, giving me dating advice

Hahahaha, Parker dips on first dates. What a whore. /smug

How are you supposed to open it? How does it exist in the first place?
The force of gravity pushing on the top half would make it slowly push out of the side, until the weight of the half on the side tilted and hit the table. The top half would still be trying to push it out slowly, but the resistance of the case on the table would make the empty box move backwards slightly to allow the case to continue to move out of the portal, but since portals can't move and they are mounted on the box's wrapping the portals would cease to exist as soon as the box moves. Which would cut the case in half (approximately, depending on how far it's moved before it tilts and the box moves) and probably the cd as well. Pieces of the bottom of the top half and the top of the bottom half might even be fused with the wrapping, which would be even more inconvenient.
Unless you somehow found a way to make it suspend itself in midair like that, to which I say bravo; but I think it would be very improbable to make it stay there without a PHYSICAL outside force. So you'd have to glue it to the portal or something. Which means you wouldn't be able ti pull it out anyway without moving the box, thus resulting in the case being chopped in half again by the sudden destruction of the portal. But it's the thought that counts, right?

Chinese people having no eyes. I mean squinty eyes. One of those. And black people stealing bikes, as they so often do.

Third date, Parker. Third date.

yea but did you get laid

haaha not sure if gusta Epic meme is epic

Phil, I think YOU'RE ignoring the big issue. HC made a big ugly face at his date and she didn't flinch. That's a real woman, there.

Does it matter?

I think you're all ignoring the issue; Does your date know that you want to be a Viera?

Tell you what. I'll join you. We'll both be a viera. And make sweet, hot, sweaty, steamy, asexual viera love.
Oxymorons/misnomers ftw

I don't know. I know for sure I want to live in this world, but be a viera, and I most definately will never have sex with a man. (gross)
on the other hand, I don't think I would have sex with a woman either unless they were my true love.

Are you saying you would be an Asexual viera in this world? That doesn't make much sense honestly. Or you would just get with a human?

As a Viera still living in this world, yes I would be.

No there isn't. Unless you plan on being asexual as a viera.

I'm not. There is a difference between wanting to be a viera and wanting to do the naughty dace with one.

does this date know that you are sexually attracted to viera?

That would just be you Laddy.

How about stereotypes?