Hollycat

Shayne Kennedy
Alexander Graham Belle was an assassin in the employ of the illuminati during the Crusades. He single handedly killed the entire Wushu army with two sets of chopsticks and a bag of marbles. In 2045, Alexander Graham Bell won the Nobel Prize for best comedy. He is currently in the employ of the king of the moon and serves as his food taster. He is most notable for his platinum single “the flying Dingle.” In august of 2006, he spent ten billion hours singing “sitting on the ...