Today for breakfast I had a poptart. The package said wildberry, but it tasted like grapes. For lunch I had a sandwich and a glass of milk that I had to sneak into my old house to get because the only thing to drink at my house is a half liter of Root Beer. Later I accidentally scraped a borrowed truck against a fence. The owner wants me to buff the scrapes by hand until it looks like normal. I dropped a can of cream corn on my foot. Thankfully Most ...