Spooniest

Headed down to the Department of Labor today. They've been keeping tabs on me for the last month, because I'm drawing food stamps, like a metric crap ton of other people.

They gave me a "Record of Work-Seeking Activities" to fill out. I had to make 12 contacts in a 30-day period. Naturally, I procrastinated on this point ad nauseum. I put in an application at the supermarket at the end of the block, and had nothing else.

Then it occurred to me; they don't require ...