Spooniest

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[B][COLOR="#0000FF"]What else should I be? All apologies.
What else could I say? Everyone is gay.
What else could I write? I don't have the right.
What else should I be? All apologies.

In the sun, in the sun I feel as one
In the sun, in the sun
Married, buried

I wish I was like you...easily amused.
Find my nest of salt, everything's my fault.
I'll take all the blame, ...

Sure, he was never the father to Squall that he wanted to be, but he was stuck being the president of Esthar and trying to keep Adel under lock and key and all that trout.

He feels bad, but there was nothing he could have done.

This is a guy who cares so much about those he loves that he went up against Adel, an omnipotent Sorceress who looks like she could break him between her fingers like a toothpick...with nothing but his wits.

Laguna kicks smurfing ...

There was a rather unpleasant exchange between me and Mr. Spuuky in EoEO one day about my "insincere descriptions of the beautiful EoFFers" or some such.

I was very offended, and responded by totally calling him out on the carpet and in public, for which I apologized to him later.

But just so it may be known to all, I've met a lady (not at EoFF, and not a Final Fantasy player), and we're going out. And I did mean it when I said you ladies are all drop-dead ...

I realize there's something incredibly weabooish in making Haohmaru my avatar and then posting the Samurai Creed, but there's a story that goes along with it.

Any of you guys who've ever been intimidated by your father-in-law have got absolutely nothing on me.

You see, my father in law was also my [URL="http://www.nikkodojo.org/5.html"]sensei.[/URL]

And this wasn't one of those meat-market, 5-year-olds can come in and play fight on the mat places. ...

I have no parents; I make the Heavens and the Earth my parents.
I have no home; I make the Tan T'ien my home.
I have no divine power; I make honesty my Divine Power.
I have no means; I make Docility my means.
I have no magic power; I make personality my Magic Power.
I have neither life nor death; I make A Um my Life and Death.

I have no body; I make Stoicism my Body.
I have no eyes; I make The Flash of Lightning my eyes.
I have no ears; ...

Fighters, when they get to a high enough level, can learn healing magic.

They don't need a class change to do this...try it. I believe they receive MP at about Level 20, but don't quote me on that.

Headed down to the Department of Labor today. They've been keeping tabs on me for the last month, because I'm drawing food stamps, like a metric crap ton of other people.

They gave me a "Record of Work-Seeking Activities" to fill out. I had to make 12 contacts in a 30-day period. Naturally, I procrastinated on this point ad nauseum. I put in an application at the supermarket at the end of the block, and had nothing else.

Then it occurred to me; they don't require ...

I've never run a blog before. I guess there's no wrong way to do it, but...

Just last Friday, I talked my dad into reconnecting our old internet service, offering to foot the bill myself, as a birthday present for my mom. Her dad died after suffering a stroke on Christmas Eve of last year, and she's been very ill with a thyroid condition as well. We thought if we hooked up the computer she inherited from her father, and got the internet back, she could get on facebook and feel less ...