T̸̬̟̥̱̯͆ͥͬ͜h͒̎̈͆̅̽҉̵̴̺͙ę̛̼̯̻ͪ̎̓̋ͨ̚͞ ̢̣̯̻͓̩̌ͧͭ͜h̪̰̪̮̬̫̲͎͑̆̈́̈́̔̄͡ͅo̙̗͍ͧ̒͋̿͗t̟̼̬̩̦̿̃̋̀ͅd͓̞̖̫̙͖ͯ̉̅̊͑̊͑͟͞ó͉̪̗͎̮̹ͧ̚g̛̝͇͓̀ͩ̎̾ ̷̬̪͉͖͖̭̟̿͊͊͒ͫ̎͜͜o̶̢͚̺̼͙̠̝̯͂̽̉́̋f̛̺̺̞̰̓̽̎̽͛ ͣ̕͏̘̦͚̝̳̮d̸͉̭̺͎̥̲͂̄ͨ͛ͦͭ̃̓ͅo̠̭̦ͪ̅̎͊̓oͧͣ͋̀ͨ̀ͅm͕̳̤̗͈̂̂̎ͥ ̢̱̟͚͊ͮ̍̐͒͒ì̵̶̪͇̱ͭ͊̌͑̑͞s̛̹͍̀ͫ́̉̓ ͋͞͏͔̩s̶̜̰̎͡ȩ̧͖̲̞̹̲̖͖͉̐̈́͢a̮͙͕ͤ͑̉̅̀͡r͈͍̦̥͙͋̿̑̏̔̎cͨ̓̃̃ͤ͆͟҉͔͎̞h̷͓̪̼̘͋̿͆̌̉i̸͙̫͕ͪ͋͂̊͑̉ͣ̕ṅ̲̤̱̺̦̣̟̖̇ͫ̓̒̈́gͭ ̸̡͍̭͛̌̇͋̿ͪ͟ ̰̥̪͍̤͇̐̂͑ͤ͑̕ͅf̢̛̠̭̱̟͍ͣͧͤ͐ͣͬo̡̡̹̙̱̦ͩͫ͗ͫ̚r̴͇̬̜͉͙̤͖͕̈̉̋͐ͭ̔̇́ ̸͖̬̘̘̭ͪ̈́͒ͤ̐͜ͅý̯͖̲͖̗̫͙͙͋́ͥ͟o̴̯͕͖͚̙̒̅̾̊̄ṵ̵͇̹̲͇̪̲ͫ̔̿ ̘̟̯̣͔̬͙ͭ̔͊ͮ͒̈̉͊͢͞ẗ̶̶̴̹͇̼̹̪͕͚́͂̿̾̓o̘̬̦̭͉̞̽ͅͅ ̼̱̤͚̩͋̃̑̉̉̈̂͜b̴̗́ͭ̆̍ͩ͘r̰̥̮̱͕̯̙̂͛̅͑͋͆͠i̡͇͎̫̽̆̌̔ͮ̈ͅṅ̢̲̞̗̦̲͆ͯ̓͋͐́̚g͇̜̘͖̤̭͉̯̅͜ ̳̫̹̥̳͖͉͈̐̈̑̓ͥ̎t̫̝̥̟̑ͦ̍̉̽͠hͥ̍̌̀̚҉͖̲̦̬͕̯e̥͉̅̋̈̌͋ ̞͈̩̼̳͓̠̍ͥ̐̅ͦͦͬ̏̿f̨͖͓̬̩̖̏͆̋̿̔͑̃̅ͧä̧̭̣͕͙̦̹̗̮̀̔̓́ͅt͍̹͉͙͕̩̱̃ͧ͋̀ͅt̵̛̞̪͉̼̅̊̕ý̭̬̥͗ ̘͚̦̰ͩ̄̃ͦ̑̋̃́͢͡ḑ̜̮͔͖̝͕̗̙ͨ̌ͮ̀͊̃ͫ́̚͡e̟̯͍̥͂͆̇ͫ͒͛ǎ̶̗̣̙͇̫̤͇͆ͫͪ̊ͦͣ͝ͅṫ̫̯̯̞̟̰̰̟̄̓̚ͅḧ̡̼̰̮̯̞͔̖́ͫ̿ ̸̮̥̥͓̙ͣ̇ͭͪ̎ͭ͛̐͋͡t̵͈̟͚͕̗̼̦̣̀̑ͬͣͭͨ͠ő̯̜̬̟̻̪̠̖ͭ̒ͭ̐͘͟ ̧̜͙̿̆̒̾ͮ͐̑ͥ̈́ỳ̱̻̮̞̼̦̺̣̖͊ͣ̎̃͛ͭ̌ͧ͞o͎̟̤͔ͨͧ̃͊̃̋͗̂ṵ̸̱̺̫̰̯̠̬͑̏̃ͩ̓̄ͬ̌͘r̄͑́͛҉̦̤̝͓̣̲ ͈̜̗͓͎ͫͬͣ̂͊̒̋ͧͭ̕͢͡h̸̷̛̭̻͋̆ͬ̚o̶̶͚̽ͯ̑͡m̝͉̱̮̩͔̜͖͒̋ͤ̐ͫ͌͡e͖͍͎̮͔͉ͦ̍̈ ̛̼̘̪̘̜̟͙̎̔ͭ͑͠q̔̋͏̹́u̸͉̖̮ͭ̅ͧ̀͜i̶̢͙̖̍̚t̨̺͚̩̣͎̤̰̽ͣͬ̓̐̎̇̽̀e̦͙̮͔̫͍ͤͯ̃̽͞ ̹̺̼̻̺̦̈̍͒ͣ̕s̴̴̥̫̣ͭ́ͮõ̙̲̦͔̻̒̓o͉̬̳̦͙͎̱̐ͤͫ́n̫̜̗͉̟̫ͮ ̭̯͖̠́ͬ̀ͅf̧͔̟̗̄͑͂̃ͫ̐̏͒͒͡ê̻͖͖ͧ͛̀a̸̜͈͍̜̽͗̇͘͠ȓ̡̧͔̣͖͚̞͍͚̘͎̋̉͝ ͖͓̼͇̬̺͉͚͌͗ͨ̆ͧ̾m̨̢͖͎̰͍̙ͯ͒̅͐̽͡ŷ͈̮̰̜̬̦͓̙͒̾̿͒̔̈́ͣ ̣̼͈̅͝͠w̵̢̥͍̎ͨ͆̔oͣͥ͌ͨ̔͋͗͏҉̱͙̘̹͚ͅr̵̜͔̠͉̅̐ͅd͖̥̱ͦͪs̢͍̗ͪ̋̾̃ͣ̈̀͘ ͔̻̥͚͕͖̗̔̑̓̎͘͟͡ͅd͗ͩͭ҉̥͕͡ḛ̴̝͓̦̫̤̹ͩͬͅȧ̸ͤ̆ͬͨ̂͛ͯ͒͘͏̺͇͔r͉̘̩͍̼̣̺̆͢ ̧͌ͨ͏̨͇̫͙͔̯ͅc̵̡͓͎̺̺̫̮ͥͯ̅ḩ͍ͥ̎̽ï̛͍̬̮̣͈̮̌ͫ͐́ͥͥ̂l̸̝̻͙̱̺͖̗̮ͥ̽ͤͩͭͦ̓͘d̻͕͙̲ͭ̋̑́̍̓̕͟͝,͙̟͈̺̙̣̃̈́ͨ͐͢ ̡̈́̑̓̄͏̛͖͇̭͙̥̝f͔̳̦͙̩͈̯̘̽̍͋̓̀ͅõ̖͉̖̹̫̀̉͐̓̊ͅr̿ͤ͊̉͊͏̳͖̫ ̨̳̼̖͑ͣ͋ͧͪ̀͢y̙̳͓̙̻̱̤̞͆̀ͪ͌́ͦͬ́̀ó̘̪͔̖̺͍͖͉̱ͪͦͫ̐̇̂͗́u̝̰̬̟̍̾͊͑̿̑̈͟ ͓̩̱̟͖ͫͦͩ̓̾ͭ̈̒͡s̭̫̼̓̀ë̬̼̙͙̪̪́̎ͫ̂ͥ́̕͞ḛ͈̞̳̼̥͕̗̏ͧ̋ͦ͗̄̓̃̂ ͗̾̊͊̐̓̀̄̚͢͏̳̣͉̱̹I̗̼͌̃ͮ̄ͯͩ͌̚͞ ̵͉̟̦̰̟̬̦̠̌̉͌ͫ̎͂̐̚͟a̯̺̼̭̳̩͇̓͛̀̅ͯͨͨ̽͂͢m̉̇̒̔̽ͯ҉̢̻͍͚̜͚̞͍ ̧̤̦̮̥̮̰̉̋͑͊͑ͨ͆̒̏͜Z̢ͥͤ̀͗͑҉̶͕̹̮̘͖̖a̦̖̟͚͇͗͒͘͝ľ̡̟̦͕̽͌̌ͥ̓ģ̴ͤ̈́̏ͭͦ̑́̄̈҉̰̼͍͖̤̪̯o͓̠̦̱͗ͩ̌ ̸̜̲͚͇̈́a̜̻̣̗̮͈͈̳͐̒̚͡ǹ̇͒̕҉̶̥̺͖d̸̺̱͍͈͉̲̜̰̈́͑̅̆̋̎͒ ̴̧̙̣͇̿ͦͯͨͫ̾͊ͭ͡Z͓͎̻͍͍͎ͮͩͪ̈́ͨ̓͘͝aͭ̒ͅĺ͉͠g̶͕͇̩̻̣̽̎͒̃ͮ̈́ͣ̾͆͟o̲̜̤̰͓̬̿͆̅̐ͧ̚͝ ͛̌̈͏̦͉͈̤̤̗͢iͭ̒͟͏͈̱̲ş̲̓ͨ̅͗̔͋̎͐ͦ ͬ̐̑̃̔͏̣m̶̭͖͈͉͓͚͛̌̈́̒͆ͬͩ̎ẽ̦̖̙̟̝̟̣͎͑̏ͮ͛̀̚̕͡ͅ
Oh, balloon, the things you say.
I love you Balloon <3
Why would a product warning label be suitable for Writer's Corner?
Doesn't this belong in the Writer's Corner?
Your dick falls off. True story.
Sounds good. What happens if you eat 2? Don't leave us hanging here.
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