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If gov't didn't exist who will wipe my ass?

Checkmate, atheists

This episode of Simpsons is by far the most apt summary of this election.

Patterson: Alright, fine. If you want an experienced public servant, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises about garbageman cleaning your gutters and waxing your cars, then by all means, vote for this sleazy lunatic.

And if you don't vote for RP and come crawling back, I wouldn't be suprised if this happened:

RP: Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, ...

Man this is by far the most interesting election in a few while. The last interesting one was probably 2000 when you got the supreme court to decide who was president (though some have argued that GWB won regardless of the florida state total...but I forget the details)

Anyway video
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDPK4GCprYA[/url]

This guy is saying there are NO bound delegates for the GOP - I thought that there were SOME bound delegates which was why it ...

i just had to tell you because it's important
i don't rape women

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anyway what is the freaking point of making a big deal that you aren't racist? congratulations THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, YOU JACKASS

do I tell people every day i don't rape and murder? it's not a big bleeping deal that you aren't racist.

>my friends and family are racist but i'm not
>my country has a black president we're so progressive ...

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/dea-apologizes-forgetting-shackled-student-five-days-194605669.html[/url]

Prior to 1920, the federal government had no constitutional authority to prohibit intoxicating substances, so the 18th Amendment was ratified to grant such power. In 1933, the 21st Amendment repealed this authority. Can anyone point to the subsequent Amendment which restored federal power of prohibition?

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[url]http://www.spectator.co.uk/essays/all/6391918/whos-the-daddy.thtml[/url]

This is what passes for feminism???

I ask a girl out. She says yes. We go out and she finds my racist attitudes and bigotry and pro ron paul rantings irritable. She says don't call me again. I oblige.

This is voluntaryism. Two people, in this example, start to interact voluntarily and when the subjective standards of one party are not being met, the interaction is ceased.

I ask a girl out. She says no. I feel upset. I feel entitled to the girl's vagina. I call the tribal leader of my group and offer him ...

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When I watched Obama's inauguration address I was filled with tears. Not because your country finally elected a black man, or because I had any trust that he could fulfill his campaign promises, or because Ron Paul didn't win and McCain is on his death bed.

But because I saw in the eyes of Americans the hope and aspirations for the country that they wanted America to be. They had within the last 10 years gone from a relatively ignorant but promising time to being kicked down and crawled ...