Much Ado About Nothing II: The Realistic Version. Plot synopsis: Benedick and Beatrice discover that they were tricked and their entire relationship is based on a lie, so they break up and die alone.
So, I taught myself to read and write in Eorzean tonight. As a bonus point, the example I made is saying something geeky!
Since I discovered that I can afford it (Thanks, Frenchy's), I've been wearing suits to work. Because this started just a week or two before I started watching Doctor Who, many have thought I was wearing bow ties because of the 11th Doctor. This was enhanced because the Doctor started wearing a waistcoat and pocket watch just after I did and it was close enough timingwise to fool most. Solution found: I now have an Ascot. Top that, Peter Capaldi. My ascot and my ...
So. The Bible says we are all descended from Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel. The human race was not extinct after that second generation Did Abel and Cain smurf their mother?
I've been in a bad mood all night, so I tried to doodle a cheerful-looking face on a post-it note in order to try to cheer up. The more I tried to make it look cheerful, the more it looked like the Prince of Darkness. So...I just said f it and drew monster teeth & a hitler mustache on it and now it's my avatar bigger version
I finally decided to do a bit of research with regards to all of the people that say that margarine is made out of plastic. What I discovered is that the original scare was spiked by the assertion that margarine is one molecule away from being plastic. Molecule. Go ahead, look that word up. I'll wait. EVERY SUBSTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM BEING EVERY OTHER SUBSTANCE. Margarine is one molecule away from ...
You know that saying "If you fake a smile long enough, it'll become real?" Correction: If you fake a smile long enough, you'll get a splitting headache. And possibly a coronary infarction.
...and here's my new coat of arms The motto means "trout, it's the cops" Been pretty busy lately at work, so I have a lot less web-surfing time available to me -- less total time per week than I was dedicating to mafiascum.net alone (I'm even playing fewer games). Hopefully this is a temporary situation.
I know exactly one word in American Sign Language. Guess what it is. EDIT: I really hope the first guess is right.
There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Billy was an ordinary little boy who did ordinary little boy things, like playing, eating, bathing, destroying things, and going to school. One day, when Billy went down to the bus stop to meet the bus to go to school, he found all of his friends huddled around in a little group, talking about the Purple Wombat. Being a little boy, Billy was curious. So he asked them, "What's the Purple Wombat?" "You don't know what the Purple ...
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