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  1. Psychotic's Avatar
    Was the fire started accidentally or on purpose?
  2. Pumpkin's Avatar
    Oh gosh and I saw that too.
  3. Citizen Bleys's Avatar
    Yep, IT Crowd S1E2. My favourite one.

    "Dear Fat Chocobos,

    I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out at the premeses of (No, too formal)

    Fire! Fire! Help me!

    Looking forward to hearing from you,

    All the best,

    Bleys Maynard
    Hawker's Lane, Gridania
  4. Quindiana Jones's Avatar
    IT Crowd?
  5. Pumpkin's Avatar
    ???? ??? ????????
    I am writing to inform
    you of a fire that has
    broken out at ???
    ????????? of (no, too ??????)

    Fire! Fire! Help me!

    Looking forward to hearing
    from you

    ??? ????????
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    That's all I got
  6. Jinx's Avatar
    pics or it didn't happen
  7. Ghosteses's Avatar
    Hm yes I just looked =D seems very possible.

    Also tas told me that smurf is a filter on EoFF >.< all this time i thought i would use it as a way to fit in becuase i thought it was some secret EoFF word every cool person used... my life is meaningless now ;O
  8. Scotty_ffgamer's Avatar
    While still incest, Cain would have married/reproduced with a sister. It mentions in Genesis that Adam begat both sons and daughters; it's just that none of them were named except Cain, Abel, and Seth (I think that was his name).
  9. Quindiana Jones's Avatar
    Adam and Eve were made by God 6000 years ago and lived in the Garden of Eden.

    All of other humans evolved naturally over the course of billions of years of successful genetic transfers.
  10. Slothy's Avatar
    Only humans given sentient thought? That's even more dickish Sam. Not only were they not allowed in but they got raped by the sentient humans after they were banished.
  11. Jinx's Avatar
    You know what they say: Incest is the best.
  12. Ayen's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
    We're all related.....

    Omg .
    Brother... Oh brother! Oh, what are we fighting for? We gots to end this war! Tell me whyyyyyyy, why, why. Brother, my brother!
  13. Ghosteses's Avatar
    but of course we are all related xD i am not sure why people are so grossed out or suprized it was thouuuuuusands of years ago. i mean either that happened or the human race died ;o

    but yes. to me the bible is a biiiiig metaphor. and that is not a BAD thing it is just others do think that it is not... which is weird to me. but to each there own xD
  14. Jinx's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22
    People I've asked this claim that Adam and Eve weren't the only humans, just the only ones in Eden. Sounds like some mental gymnastics as they try to explain away a blatant plot hole.

    More to the point, if there were people not allowed in Eden, God must be a bit of an asshole.
    It wasn't that they were the only humans allowed in Eden, but that they were the only humans given sentient thought or consciousness.
  15. noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    We're all related.....

    Omg .
  16. Fynn's Avatar
    Depends on what Christian you ask. Catholics consider the Bible a metaphor mostly.
  17. Shorty's Avatar
    I can only imagine that according to bible lore, all if our ancestors were inbred.
  18. Ayen's Avatar
    Abel didn't get to smurf anyone. Cain made sure of that.
  19. Citizen Bleys's Avatar
    Something tells me that "Did Cain and Abel smurf their mother" probably isn't a good question to ask a nun or priest.
  20. noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    Hence one of the many reasons I don't believe in that stuff .
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