Here is the correct way to make a martini: Fill a metal tumbler with ice. Add a capful of vermouth and shake the crap out of it Pause for a couple of minutes to allow a small amount of icemelt -- you want a bit of interaction between the vermouth and the icemelt. Put a lid on the tumbler and strain out the vermouth -- pour the excess vermouth right down the drain. Add 2 shots of gin (for a proper martini) or vodka (if you're a communist). Once again, ...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-br...porn-amos.html I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
One of my former co-workers just became a legally ordained atheist minister. Literally anyone can become a legally ordained minister by filling out a web form from themonastery.org. I considered doing the same thing myself, but I am not, at present, sufficiently intoxicated.
I just asked a customer his name. His name, mind you. His answer: "Um...uh...." He then passed the phone to his mother.
It sucks when I see something that I want to heckle but it's in EoEO.
The lack of attention this thread is getting makes me sad.
Co-worker, to me: Don't take this the wrong way, but that's a nice shirt. If I'd thought of it at the time, I'd have gasped and said "How dare you, sir? That tears it, we're having a gunfight. Right here, right now."
At least one in every three people is stupid. I'm one of these people; I'm well read enough that this is not immediately apparent, but reading a lot is not the same as being any smarter than anyone else. I may mention my stupidity from time to time if it's relevant. I don't want to hear any bulltrout demurrals--I prefer the honest opprobrium of those who attach a negative value judgment to lesser intelligence. The problem with the "nice guy" approach is that it perpetuates stupidity by ...
He wears a brick on his head. Why even the brick, she is not so well.
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