To plume up my will in double knavery

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Remember that noncommittal answer I had when BoB asked me if it was OK for me to be considered as a CK competition winner? If I had known how awesome the EC was, the answer would have been an unqualified no. That's how much ass the EC kicks. They provide all of the benefits of staff hood with none of the horsetrout.

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