To plume up my will in double knavery

What year is it? Because I just passed a video rental store and now I'm concerned that I may have fallen into a time vortex without noticing.

I also got off work early today, the probability of which has been a running joke at work pretty much since Ted Rogers died. (As in: it doesn't happen anymore, and hasn't happened since Ted's day.)

With all of my extra leisure time, I decided to have an aimless walk around town. That's when I saw the video store.
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