To plume up my will in double knavery

I keep forgetting how well-educated one of my drinking buddies is because she's a woman.

The weird part is that she's totally "one of the guys" and I'd forget she was a girl if not for the fact that she was moderately attractive.

I got smurfing SCHOOLED tonight and I deserved it.

ITT: castigate the moron.

I'm even stupid in my own dreams. I ruined what should have been a totally erotic dream with my own stupidity.

I was a 16th century Earl and this super-hot peasant girl came to my manor to beseech my protection, and I was too smurfing stupid to capitalise on the situation.

Seriously, she was sending out signals left right and center. All the sidelong glances, fiddling with her hair when she talked to me, saying that she'd do anything for protection. Anybody would ...