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To plume up my will in double knavery

  1. Margarine is plastic?

    I finally decided to do a bit of research with regards to all of the people that say that margarine is made out of plastic.

    What I discovered is that the original scare was spiked by the assertion that margarine is one molecule away from being plastic.

    Molecule.

    Go ahead, look that word up. I'll wait.

    EVERY SUBSTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM BEING EVERY OTHER SUBSTANCE.

    Margarine is one molecule away from ...
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  2. Fake a smile

    You know that saying "If you fake a smile long enough, it'll become real?"

    Correction: If you fake a smile long enough, you'll get a splitting headache.

    And possibly a coronary infarction.
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  3. I'm not dead

    ...and here's my new coat of arms


    The motto means "trout, it's the cops"

    Been pretty busy lately at work, so I have a lot less web-surfing time available to me -- less total time per week than I was dedicating to mafiascum.net alone (I'm even playing fewer games). Hopefully this is a temporary situation.
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