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Ever think of the jerk hole in the pale moonlight?

Ever think about the jerk hole?

I love you guys.

They were going to name him Slinky Man, BUT THEY COULDN'T GET THE RIGHTS!!

1.) Acquire Gun
2.) Blow brains out
3.) Don't show up to work on Monday

It's like playing a game of tag with that one kid who changes the rules to his/her advantage the whole time. That kid is everyone above me.

I wish I could mentally go back in time and tell every adult in my life that they are full of **** when it comes to people growing and maturing.

Almost nothing changes. In the place of fists on the playground are e-mails, memos, and meetings.

This, I have known for many years. Today is just another day that I am sick ...

Because she is a lovely lady.

http://youtu.be/Hd7mbqHQSgI

So I have been having a lot of fun since I returned here. I know I already posted something like this recently, but you guys are all great. Thanks for making these past few months fun.

I really need to not let bad moments in my day dictate my mood for most of it. I am usually good at not letting that happen. Today was not one of those days.