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Did you leave China just for this?

Wow. I can't even fathom what it's like to be there.

Good old Tigger. What the hell. All of that looks crazy man.

wouw idd, dont get too much into it :P
you've got some guts, going there :O

crazy time to visit dude
stay safe

That is some pretty badass graffiti.

I guess Jason Statham is a step up from John Lennon, looks-wise...

I have yet to find a spot in China from which I couldn't see a mountain in the background

Haha, sounds about right. The west is much nicer. You have pollution, construction, and mountains!

I'm bald now and I had my eyes lasered Shlup! But some Chinese folks have compared me to Jason Statham. I guess it works since we're both bald and kinda white Though I prefer the comparison with Johnny Sins that I got from some Turkish guys in Russia. The only ones who wanted my autograph were the Chinese kids I taught in the north before I got fired. Everyone else just mockingly calls me laowai (foreigner).

Quint: right now I'm at work in Dongguan! This journey took place over a month ago Think I'll be doing some more traveling westwards before I get out, in february. I've had it with the east coast: it's mostly just pollution and cheap construction.

If you're heading down to Guangzhou, you're right next door now! I highly recommend Yunnan province, if you're gonna be heading west; Kunming especially. What other places you got on your list?

Has anyone asked for your autograph? When BJ was younger some Chinese tourists took pictures of him and asked for his autograph because they thought he was Elvis's son... because he had a pompadour. You could play yourself off as John Lennon's son.

Didn't go to Guiyang, it would've taken two days of travel just to get there which was too much for me considering my schedule, so it's gonna have to be another time

in a previous blog you were invited by another EOFF for his B-day party.. did you actually go?

as for the graffiti im glad most ppl dont take a little more risk. i honestly can get pretty anoyed with graffiti since 90% of it is pure crap

Originally Posted by kotora

Better hurry up and buy those tickets before I start writing about my previous travels through Europe and Russia

I've never had much interest in Russia, actually. I don't want to become sex-trafficked or a popsicle. Central America somehow seems safer.

Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood

It's not all bad.

In my city, adults and children spit, piss and trout everywhere in public without batting an eyelash!

I miss China as I read this.

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Oh, now that you've posted a picture of a used condom I totally want to go to China someday.

I am never going to China. I'll go everyplace but China.

Better hurry up and buy those tickets before I start writing about my previous travels through Europe and Russia

It's not all bad.

In my city, adults and children spit, piss and trout everywhere in public without batting an eyelash!

Wait, foa. Where are you going? foa!

Oh, now that you've posted a picture of a used condom I totally want to go to China someday.

I am never going to China. I'll go everyplace but China. And I used to dream about visiting Shanghai. Thanks, kotora. Thanks.

I'll come if I don't have to work that monday, because it takes a whole goddamn day to get back. Otherwise, I'm all game