fire_of_avalon

A few events in chat and other places have got me on a nostalgic kick lately. Which led me to staying up all night tonight reading my old livejournal posts.

Reading somethings, I'm pretty happy I'm not that immature anymore, but really sad I don't write the way I used to write (which is something I actually bitched about a lot in said lj xD)

On the whole I complained a lot and was a little vain and self-centered. But I was young too. I'm glad I've grown up. I think ...

Dear DK

I think I am going to go and buy a Yoo Hoo from the gas station that's five miles away because I have a hankering for a shakering. Have you ever had an unshaken Yoo Hoo? It's absolutely terrible.

Love, foa


Dear 41-Inches-Wide,

What part of you is 41 inches wide? Do you often measure yourself to keep track of how wide or narrow you become throughout the day?

Love, foa


Dear Værn, ...

Originally Posted by zohaib hussain

she was hinting to you but she sounds like a slut... you did the right thing by doing nothing especially since she has a boyfriend.

This was in the EoFF Dating Game thread. A bot called me a slut.

;________________________________________________________;

Dear Guys in Line Behind Me at Subway,

Please do not notice those strips of leg hair I missed while shaving a few days ago. If you notice them you will feel really disturbed, possibly grossed out or you may potentially laugh at me.

It has taken me a really long time to be okay with wearing shorts in public again, and if you laugh at me I will probably have to burn all of my shorts. Because I will be upset when I set them ablaze I'll likely not notice the self-esteem ...

The proper pluralization is actually vaginae I think. Firefox likes it well enough.

They are pretty righteous but sometimes they can be a pain in the...well. Not ass. But a pain. I guess that's true for everything, though.

I have one.

I don't think I've ever heard of someone having two but I haven't researched that topic.

Some googlin' led me to a lady who had two, but she had surgery to only have one. Those guys who split their penis ...

Growing up, especially during my teenage years, I considered myself a "gamer" even without access to the internet, PC or rare "cult classic" games, or the underlying geek culture that I later identified with. As a young adult, even though my experiences were limited compared to many, I invested myself in what it was to be a gamer, I learned about the trends and I developed my own tastes.

Sometime around the time of the first DS, I realized that technology was ...

Vacuums. Also I was in a car accident with a little old lady today. No one is harmed and I wasn't faulted, but I still feel like and like I did something horrible. I have some other kind of smurfed up brain when a mediating party has to try to cheer me up when I'm sad for someone else to that extent.

I'm going to keep trying to blog if you'll keep trying to read.

I hate that McDonald's commercial with the couple drinking McCafe bull drinks and playing drums on the table. Their arms should be cut off from the elbow down. Let's see them drum that ty jingle with nubs.

There are some episodes of The Office (American) that unsettle me so much I can't watch them. I hate that I'm not tough enough to stand it. Right now I'm watching the one where Michael pledged college tuition to a whole class of 3rd graders. ...

It's really hard to get nacho cheese out of human hair.