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  1. The Ballad of Owie Thumb.

    If you've paid attention to anything I've ever posted ever, you've realized a couple of things about me. The first is that I often speak in absolutes.

    The second is that I'm really clumsy. I didn't really comprehend this aspect of myself until I was older - I guess I felt my scrapes and bruises and bumping into walls and falling down a lot were normal.

    I'd like to tell you I grew out of it, but I'd be lying. Right now I have a scratch on my right arm, a bruise of ...
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  2. How I learn things about myself.

    I figured out the best way to tell if I have a bad day is to think of how often I pee at work.

    Yesterday I worked from 8:30am to about 9pm. And I didn't pee one time the entire day. When I got home, it was like a freaking monsoon.

    Today I peed while I was at work.

    So today was a better day than yesterday.

    Yay.
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