Dear Guys in Line Behind Me at Subway, Please do not notice those strips of leg hair I missed while shaving a few days ago. If you notice them you will feel really disturbed, possibly grossed out or you may potentially laugh at me. It has taken me a really long time to be okay with wearing shorts in public again, and if you laugh at me I will probably have to burn all of my shorts. Because I will be upset when I set them ablaze I'll likely not notice the self-esteem ...
The proper pluralization is actually vaginae I think. Firefox likes it well enough. They are pretty righteous but sometimes they can be a pain in the...well. Not ass. But a pain. I guess that's true for everything, though. I have one. I don't think I've ever heard of someone having two but I haven't researched that topic. Some googlin' led me to a lady who had two, but she had surgery to only have one. Those guys who split their penis ...
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