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Dear DK

I think I am going to go and buy a Yoo Hoo from the gas station that's five miles away because I have a hankering for a shakering. Have you ever had an unshaken Yoo Hoo? It's absolutely terrible.

Love, foa


Dear 41-Inches-Wide,

What part of you is 41 inches wide? Do you often measure yourself to keep track of how wide or narrow you become throughout the day?

Love, foa


Dear Værn, ...

Originally Posted by zohaib hussain

she was hinting to you but she sounds like a slut... you did the right thing by doing nothing especially since she has a boyfriend.

This was in the EoFF Dating Game thread. A bot called me a slut.

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