I learned so many new things today. Did you know that the battle of the sexes is intensifying? To women, settling down and getting married is of utmost importance, but men don't want any of that anymore. Men don't want to deal with modern women. And do you know why? smurfing feminists. That's right, feminists have ruined everything. They've caused women to stop being women (assuming "woman" is defined as "subservient cook and baby-maker"). ...
Sex makes people happiest, per new study In other news: rain is wet, Iceglow doesn't understand paragraphs, and Tifa's Boobs has boobs. Shocking, I know.
Your car bursts into flames in the middle of the street about 100 feet from your house. What do you do? If your answer is "run inside, grab some Kool-Aid, and then throw the Kool-Aid on the flames," you think very similarly to alleged gang hitmen in my area.