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I've never blogged before, ever! So I suppose if I am to start might as well start with something that is really bothering me lately!

I don't remember the last time I got a goodnight's sleep! I would say it has been years! The kind of restful sleep were when you wake up the next day you feel rested, fully recharged and ready to grab life by the scruff of the neck.

The problem seems to stem from this weird burst of energy I seem to get around about midnight every night ...

So, less than a week ago I got my new bass. A Rickenbacker 4003 Fireglo and by the gods is it awesome. With a punching trebly tone that any bass player who doesn't like being at the back and being unheard would kill for. This thing is a beast. A destroyer of worlds that when let loose amongst the backline of any band in any genre of music it will dominate and it will ravage, reap and conquer just like bass damn right should!

With bass players such Cliff Burton, Geezer Butler, Geddy ...

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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... an octopus necklace.

No, really. It's like he knows me or something.

I'm so smurfing tired. This was seriously my fourth day of Christmas. Though I was three hours late to the festivities today. I feel the strong urge to buy a new television, you see.

The other day Shiny called me a spoiled bitch (among other things, but she talks a lot anyway so...) and I think this Christmas has kind of proved ...

I think I'm just gonna go on a cocaine binge. I have a pretty good savings; I think I could run wild for a pretty long time before I run dry. BJ's gonna be tough to work around--he's diligent--but if I do enough cocaine I won't care anyway, right?

My friend said that they sell cocaine in, like, a lozenge in South America. I'll bet I could get that online. I'm not really into the thought of snorting powder up my nose, you see. Especially not through money. Money is covered in bacteria, ...

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I am so damn hungry. But I can't just, like, eat this close to bedtime. That would make me an asshole.

I rode my bike from home to Disneyland, where I enjoyed a churro for dinner. Though I shared it with a toddler so I only got like 2/3 of it. For lunch I had an artichoke. For breakfast I had a banana.

That's not enough food. I had a light breakfast and lunch because I really wanted that churro, with it's sparkly exterior and sugary crunch. It's soft, warm middle. The ...

Tags: dead guy, disneyland, fat, life

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So, tomorrow I'm having surgery. Well, just an operation to fix my arm apparently. So, starting on midnight (which already passed) I don't eat or drink anything, because I'm going under anaesthesia! Yay! I'm going to end up like that one kid, David. "Is this real life?" "What's happening to me?!" "I've got five fingers..."

Oh yeah. Sounds like fun. Second time this year too!

Yay! I finally have a week-end I can spare to go back and see my parents! They've been living inside for a few weeks, but I'm going to have to stay in the trailer still, since I haven't got a new bed yet. (I have no idea how you would get smoke out of fabric/mattress anyway)

anyways, I've already been made to promise pictures of my mussie, but I'll try to get some more! My dad sent me some of my room (no carpet yet, so no progress, god am I going to stay here for thanksgiving?!) ...

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My husband is dead.

I stood on our doorstep and called out his name, but the children said he had gone for a walk around the lake. He wouldn't be hard to find, always taking the same path, and it wasn't long before I did find him.

I ran towards him, excited to let him know. I wanted to tell him that we won the battle, that the revolution was over, to pack his things so we could move into the castle. He saw me, but then I saw them.

I didn't have a chance ...

Yeah, I did just now. This is the second time within a rather short time span that I've started choking on something! A terrifying prospect when you live alone

Anyways, by keeping my cool, trying to breathe through my nose (it was hard, but I couldn't stop my spasming throat from coughing to breathe through my mouth), and eventually managed to expectorate the damn stuff!

so, be careful!

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Just passed the halfway point of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code. I've never read it before and I didn't go see the film so it's all a new experience for me. I was inspired to do it after I saw it on sale for $4.95 at a random bookstall thingo and after recently re-reading Matthew Reilly's The Seven Ancient Wonders / The Six Sacred Stones / The Five Greatest Warriors trilogy (he pays a bit of homage to Brown as the protagonist Jack West goes around doing things like finding the tomb of Christ and ...