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I used to work at a bar restaurant, so most of my time was spent squelching my fury, working out math in my head to determine how long I had before I needed to speak with anybody at my many tables in order to make my customers feel like they were enjoying a genuine experience and looking at the rear ends of all the 18-25 year old babes who knew that wearing tights is a great way to make better tips. On the off days, I could walk up to one of them and say something like, "Man it's slow. At least ...