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  1. [P] can u buy smurfs online

    by , 08-06-2011 at 09:55 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    i would like smurfs for comp'ny and labour


    can u buy smurfs online??



    i would like smurfs for friendship and favour


    can you buy smurf online?



    work in progress that's it so far
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  2. No! Not the Squats!!! Not again!

    First of all, the name is absolutely terrible. If I tell somebody, "Hey, I'm gonna go ahead and do some squats," the uninformed listener would be like, "wtf?"

    Before I knew what a squat was, I always thought of it as an adjective for a particularly unattractive mossy stump or maybe the awkward position we try to pull when we gotta do, uh, number 2 in a port-o-potty.

    Now that I know what it is, I still don't like it because it [I]is[/I] an awkward position ...
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