Shlup

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... an octopus necklace.

No, really. It's like he knows me or something.

I'm so smurfing tired. This was seriously my fourth day of Christmas. Though I was three hours late to the festivities today. I feel the strong urge to buy a new television, you see.

The other day Shiny called me a spoiled bitch (among other things, but she talks a lot anyway so...) and I think this Christmas has kind of proved her point. Boo.