Shlup

Snot.

I am so full of snot. It's just dripping all inside of me, rubbing me wrong and bringing me pain and suffering. Sinus infections are the worst. I love breathing through my nose. For those unaware, I have a very effective nose, and most of the time it breathes for me like a total champ. Ugh, I am totally fondling my tonsils through my neck right now. I don't know where this infection came from during this fabulous weather, but it stings my throat and burns when I inhale and inhaling is hard and blah to it all.

I want to blame the mold. I discovered a festering mass of black mold behind my couch the other day, and spend an hour and half a bottle of bleach solution performing spore genocide. And then I decided to spend my entire next day "Spring Cleaning" (aka playing with my things and inhaling the layer of dust that previously guarded them from sunlight). And now I'm dying.

I hope you're happy, EoFF, I'm dying.

That is all I am full of. Just the snot. Shut up.