Letters to EoFFers, vol. 1
by
, 08-23-2011 at 10:16 PM (1329 Views)
Dear DK
I think I am going to go and buy a Yoo Hoo from the gas station that's five miles away because I have a hankering for a shakering. Have you ever had an unshaken Yoo Hoo? It's absolutely terrible.
Love, foa
Dear 41-Inches-Wide,
What part of you is 41 inches wide? Do you often measure yourself to keep track of how wide or narrow you become throughout the day?
Love, foa
Dear Værn,
Why are you visiting my profile without asking me? I don't like this. I don't like this at all. >_>
Love, foa
Dear Spatvark,
I wish I had been around when you were active because you seem like an interesting person.
Love, foa
Dear Loony BoB,
How creepy would it be if I just started calling you Daddy? Mike would think it was sooo creepy. I think I'm gonna.
Love, foa