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All of what follows may sound very melodramatic, and I can't mention anything here (but not because of this place, for the record), but I just found out very soul crushing information.

It's come to the point where if I heard that a certain group of people were to have something unfathomably terrible happen to them, I would react as if I just learned a mosquito got squashed.

I personally feel fine. My personal life is happy. Just want to get that out there.
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I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio) ...

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You will never succeed.

Topic of this blog:
do you think I should wear my hat tomorrow?

Edit: also I know what you did on February 7th.

[url=https://mortgage.rbc.com/giveaway/index.asp?ProspectID=A1F7519FD7E64F549C38BF4228DE37C3]RBC's giving away 25 grand for a mortgage down payment[/url]

:D

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yep yep

thx

When my sleep paralysis hallucinations will trick my mind into thinking that they are indeed real. Then again, the time I heard multiple versions of me talking to me from all points in my life, past and future, told me I could mentally jump to any time in life...that was pretty cool.

Hallucinating that some type of demon is aware that you can see into some sort of spirit world and it begins to snarl violently and inhumanely...not so cool.

B

[00:12:01] foa> want to hear a crazy ass dream I had
[00:13:24] Sharky> sure
[00:13:43] foa> I forget how it started but it had something to do with my grandma's house which I've been dreaming of quite a bit lately
[00:13:55] foa> but I forget that part
[00:14:03] foa> and somehow I ended up with this huge group of people
[00:14:16] foa> in an olympic sized swimming pool that had been drained
[00:14:35] foa> so we're all standing in there ...

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So at the hand of this tutorial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXsmznijzMA

i made this signature *drums*

(SPOILER)

Du dum tsss..

i am fairly happy with the result
it looks a step closer to 'Profesional' than my other signatures ^^

So tell me, what do you think?
and dont be to hard on me pls :P