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  1. Sup

    So not long ago I used to be an internet person and did internet person things (internet person:hoodrat::internet person things:hoodrat things imho) but then I didn't have time for that anymore because children.

    See children are my life now. Not children of mine, mind you, my sister's children. So instead of being an internet person I basically am a slave. I am a slave with teeny, tiny masters who laugh at my misfortunes, who fly off the handle and meltdown based on the fact they ...
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  2. I have two youtube windows open

    One is a Classic Sesame Street Playlist.

    The other is GTAV: The Best of Trevor Phillips.

    Whatchoo know 'bout me?
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  3. The internet is getting to know me.

    Earlier this evening, when DMKA posted a link to some scary anti-drug Snakeman PSA I saw a link to a 1980's RoboCop fried chicken commercial from Korea.

    Of course I had to watch that trout. Are you kidding me? I love RoboCop.

    So I watched it, to my great satisfaction, and glanced over at the related videos list. In the sidebar, the second video was a live version of Prize Fighter Inferno's (a Coheed & Cambria side-project, yeah I know, doofy name) "Elm Street ...
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  4. The Return of Crazyass Dreams featuring Jiro Dakoda

    Last night I had a crazy dream where I totally inceptioned my way to defeating the laws of physics.

    Jiro was having some kind of EoFF meeting at his house, which happened to be nestled in the mountains of North Carolina Australia, where I also lived. So nine EoFFers, none of whom I can remember besides shion, piled in his mom's Jeep and went to his house. We were talking about something and everyone started to go to sleep, so I decided it was adventure time.

    There ...
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  5. I can't sleep.

    I'm not a Nervous Nellie, by and large. There are some things I don't like doing because they make me uncomfortable or I simply have a distaste for them, but I don't ever really have much anxiety. It's more like knowing you have to wash the dishes but being a grumpface about it.

    That being said, I'm kind of nervous tonight. I started a new job recently with the major hospital and health system in the area. The clinic I'm working in is called a Delta clinic, meaning it's kind of ...
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  6. Here is a picture of Tom Hardy giving Gary Oldman a hug.



    I haven't told you guys any crazy ass dreams in five months!
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  7. Here is a dream I had that I made sharky and mike listen to.

    [00:12:01] foa> want to hear a crazy ass dream I had
    [00:13:24] Sharky> sure
    [00:13:43] foa> I forget how it started but it had something to do with my grandma's house which I've been dreaming of quite a bit lately
    [00:13:55] foa> but I forget that part
    [00:14:03] foa> and somehow I ended up with this huge group of people
    [00:14:16] foa> in an olympic sized swimming pool that had been drained
    [00:14:35] foa> so we're all standing in there ...
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  8. More crazy ass dreams

    One of these features a cameo from Jiro.

    There were three dreams I remembered throughout the night but I can only remember the details of two. The first one was a nightmare and actually kept recurring. A man was dismembering this woman alive. He started off small with hands and parts of her arm, but I remember him somehow removing the right half of her torso while she ways lying prostrate. He left her spine intact and her ribs too, so I remember her skin and muscles sliding off ...
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  9. Year One

    Today marks one year since my friend Brent died.

    His mom found him within the 5 o'clock hour. He'd been crushed under his truck when it rolled back on him.

    The passing of a year hasn't done very much in changing the horror of it all. When it crosses my mind all I can think of is how little he deserved to suffer as he did.

    Because he suffered until his last breath.

    A lot of my friends and family are posting to his facebook memorial ...
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  10. Famous on the internet

    I got tumbled.



    Nooooo, hipsters! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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