It's like 6am, I'm slightly intoxicated, and the neighbors are having noisy sex. Like off and on for three hours. And I'm pretty sure I heard a third voice a few times.
Final Fantasy, also known as The Original Final Fantasy and Final Fantasy I in collections and common languages, is a role-playing game developed and published by Square Co., Ltd. for the Nintendo Entertainment System. It was released in 1987, and it is the inaugural game in Square's flagship Final Fantasy series. Final Fantasy has subsequently been remade for several different video game consoles and handheld systems, including the MSX2 computers (converted and released by ...
VALENTINES DAY. IT HAPPENS. Here's what I do'd: Wake up at 10:00amGo back to sleep until noon. smurf mornings.Sing and shave in the shower.Post a recipe.Go to the grocery store to buy romantic dinner.Grocery store is out of romantic dinners. Go to Mexican grocery store. Become confused.Go to grocery store where poor people aren't allowed. Procure romantic dinner. Also potatoes.Receive floral bounty.Beefcake.Steam potatoes.Watch Battlestar Galactica.Have ...
For those of you who don't know, I am a writer. Usually I write stories for EoFF that mirror my ridiculous sense of humor, but I have a serious side. I recently thought up and wrote what I think to be an incredible story (It's even got a moral in it ). That's where you, dear reader, come in. I need you to shatter my delusions of grandeur. I want you to read my story, now located in the Writer's Corner, and tell me everything wrong I did in it. I'll even link you here as I know ...
First off, I love the under the sea mermaid back ground thing for the blogs. Just noticed that. SECONDLY, I have a new car! 2002 VW jetta. And I'm paying for it all myself. Having the multiple jobs and paying for my own health insurance, all that, it didn't really make me feel like an "adult". I mean I still kinda felt like a kid who was playing as an adult. Now with this, I bought and am paying for my own car and car insurance, have the 4 jobs and paying for my own health insurance. ...
I hate that McDonald's commercial with the couple drinking McCafe bull drinks and playing drums on the table. Their arms should be cut off from the elbow down. Let's see them drum that ty jingle with nubs. There are some episodes of The Office (American) that unsettle me so much I can't watch them. I hate that I'm not tough enough to stand it. Right now I'm watching the one where Michael pledged college tuition to a whole class of 3rd graders. ...
There are no words.
It's really hard to get nacho cheese out of human hair.
Outside of the Egypt fiasco, which everyone is already talking about. I've had some appalling links piling up and needed to rant about them somewhere. US border agent fired for saying in a casual conversation that legalizing drugs would help stop black market violence. In other words, speaking the truth. People have asked me why I would prefer being a criminal defense attorney to a prosecutor, and they inevitably say that they'd have a terrible moral problem defending a rapist or ...
Updated 02-03-2011 at 04:01 AM by Raistlin
*rubs temples* Okay, last week a local grocery chain made some minor local news about a store in a remote part of the state putting a "Family shield" in front of magazines that featured Elton John, his partner, and their son. Some gay allies called the headquarters, complaining about this censorship of homosexual partnerships, so the manager at the store was made to take off the shield. This, along with a press release explaining the family ...
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