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  1. My Crazy Life

    I haven't moved from this chair for three weeks.

    Yup. That's about it. Crazy, right? I have to get up and, like, just move every hour or so because sitting this long makes me feel like dying.

    Orders have been slow for the last few days--only like ten or so instead of 20 or so. I might actually catch up soon. I've been dangling Skyward Sword in my own face like a carrot.

    Here are the movies I've watched so far this week:

    50/50 - Young guy has super ...
  2. at last!!

    with just 9 more days to go i have finaly done it!!
    ive been sledging :3 had 6 dogs this morning and this afternoon ill get 7 dogs.

    ive amazed myself by not falling at all. they are verry good at telling horror stories here :P
    'everybody falls the first time!' ... 'Your going to eat some snow today >"

    maybe ill eat some snow this afternoon :P
    Sledging is trickyer than it looks. at certain moments you go down hill, with the dogs running like ...
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  3. i heard a guy whistling chocobo and battle over music today

    by , 12-13-2011 at 09:18 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    WAS IT YOU??

    i was gonna approach with the secret eoff handshake/coded question but im not cool enough to know what it is
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  4. Minus the house and wife part

    I've become a housewife. I have started to watch and now love Grey's Anatomy. I also just baked cinnamon strusel muffins. wtf is happening to me D:
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  5. donger is an infinitely more humorous word for male genitalia than dong

    by , 12-11-2011 at 11:25 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I've put some thought into this.

    Donger is much more funny than dong. Say it aloud. Let it sort of flow out of your mouth. Slowly. Let it fill your mouth and then drip out.

    Johnson is also a humorous word for the male reproductive shaft. It's so American.

    A donger decorated with the stars and stripes, perhaps with actual cubic zirconia stars glued to it as is the fashion currently (I tried wikipedia-ing 'Vajazzle' and it suggested Vajszló, a village ...
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  6. Finaly

    So after 6 weeks of internship the snow has finaly fallen!!
    it such a shame that i ony have 2 weeks left, since the fun is actualy starting now..
    at the moment im in Sweden at a huskyfarm.
    the first 4 weeks we´ve been training the dogs with the quad, and after that we´ve been doing 2 weeks nothing becaus it was to slippery becaus of the ice

    But now there is snow, and today it has been snowing all day again so im hoping it will snow some more tomorrow so i can sledge ...
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  7. In real life I am a ragey little bitch.

    And I could make you hate me so much. So so so much.

    If life were fair, I'd just stay drunk all the time. But I have to be sober so I can... do... uh... something.

    Right now I am totally listening to the Marshall Tucker Band and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

    I think a lot of my anger stems from the fact that at one point in time I was borderline talented at something. And then that went all to trout so now I use my brain for bitterness when ...
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  8. As My Ass Grows Ever Wider

    I grossly underestimated what the Christmas rush would be like. I've had 85 orders since Friday. And at least half of them have more than one item.

    I haven't left my craft room hardly at all. Last night I stayed up until 5:30am and got back to work at 11:00am today. I'm not complaining though--my craft room is all set up for fun times. In fact, I will now review for you all of the movies I've watched so far this week.

    Another Earth - Suddenly, a parallel Earth appears! ...
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  9. Challenge: Accepted.

  10. The Ballad of Owie Thumb.

    If you've paid attention to anything I've ever posted ever, you've realized a couple of things about me. The first is that I often speak in absolutes.

    The second is that I'm really clumsy. I didn't really comprehend this aspect of myself until I was older - I guess I felt my scrapes and bruises and bumping into walls and falling down a lot were normal.

    I'd like to tell you I grew out of it, but I'd be lying. Right now I have a scratch on my right arm, a bruise of ...
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