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  1. I need a 15th blog post.

    Okay, there we go. This was tough work.
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  2. Productivity?

    I've actually been productive of late. Normally I procrastinate on EVERYTHING. It might even be as simple as eating food. I put it off just cause I get lazy. But this past week i've been very productive

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  3. wet latex

    Doctors ask you why. You don't know. And then you-- the people in my dream-- form into me. I'm spontaneous. The doctor asked why, but you don't know. This always happens at the end of your dreams.

    You are taken to the examination room. That room label gave you bad vibes since you were a child. You're thrown face down against the medical bedding. The sleep illusions start shaking, meshing, blurring together. The examination room is too big. You endure a thorough and lubricated probing. ...
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  4. eat 1 hotdog

    you'll be curdled as smurf and covered in rotten abscesses and smurfed up hellish mounds of zits and just slathered in mucoid grease and spitting up tar and following along to third eye blind in stifled wet garbles through suffocated gaps as your organs coalesce into gelatin and you slip away, the maimed form of a smile coiling within a blistered cortex

    Updated 06-16-2012 at 12:39 PM by balloon

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  5. Custom New Hats of this Era

    I like hats. Please take a moment to answer the following:
    Do you like hats?
    How many hats do you own?
    What is your favorite kind of hat?
    Would you object to wearing a hat upon a hat?
    If you saw a cat in a hat, what would you do?
    What is your favorite root vegetable?
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  6. Oh my lawd.

    I haven't been on here in -ages-.

    Junior year has been a joyride...well, no. It sucked. It was filled with tests, bad teachers, college visits and trips to see Matt, my long-distance now-fiance. No, it hasn't been easy. Has it been worth it? Well. Matt, yes. Suffering through honors classes with terrible teachers? Meh...

    It's almost summer and I'll be a senior. And I'll face the choice of picking a college. Plus, I'm starting a job soon. Oi vey.

    All I want ...
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  7. Singing Obama

    ok, he is not litteraly singing.. but this video made my day last week
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...=hX1YVzdnpEc#!
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  8. I had a mesmerizing dream

    I had trouble sleeping last night. When I finally got to sleep this morning, I found myself in a catatonic state of half-consciousness. I was awake and I was in the bed. But it started with me looking through the visor of blackness that were my eyes. I was without an entity; no body. I wondered if I was dead. Maybe I'd ascended. I then started to drift. I felt confused. It had come to my realization that I truly had no body, but I had three or four that I recognized, in different sectors of the ...
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  9. I'm BACK

    Holy crap that trip took forever.
    I'm never driving through Kansas again... 10 freaking hours of the same scenery
    Torture, pure torture.

    I'll have more to say later, but good lord I'm braindead.
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  10. I may end up killing myself within the next two months

    There is a widely-believed caricature of the law and lawyers, at least in the US. It is that the law mandates the use of legalese in order to make sure no one but lawyers has any smurfing clue what we’re talking about, and thus creating business for lawyers. That the law relies on archaic rules and procedures that make no sense in any modern setting to anyone outside the club. That the law is all form and little substance, and that lawyers promote this insanity in order to enjoy their monopoly on ...
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