There's not a damn thing I feel like I could yell about right now, so I'm gonna yell about that. (I know this is pretty early to be breaking the fourth wall, but let's get the schtick out and then whip your dicks out. Sorry. I just like rhyming cliches.) smurf you, brain! There are only so many talents I have. I don't win friends and admirers through my goddamn sweetness, good lucks or intelligence. People like me because I am outsmurfingrageous. I yell and scream and pitch fits, ...
Del Tony seems to think a themed blog of me yelling at people would be popular. Jerks! This month marks my 7-year anniversary of EoFF. EoFF is now the longest relationship I've ever had. And you smurfers didn't even get me a present!
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