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  1. VDay Off

    VALENTINES DAY. IT HAPPENS.

    Here's what I do'd:
    1. Wake up at 10:00am
    2. Go back to sleep until noon. smurf mornings.
    3. Sing and shave in the shower.
    4. Post a recipe.
    5. Go to the grocery store to buy romantic dinner.
    6. Grocery store is out of romantic dinners. Go to Mexican grocery store. Become confused.
    7. Go to grocery store where poor people aren't allowed. Procure romantic dinner. Also potatoes.
    8. Receive floral bounty.
    9. Beefcake.
    10. Steam potatoes.
    11. Watch Battlestar Galactica.
    12. Have
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