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  1. Misery & Horror

    I'm sitting in the waiting room of my doctor's office. I don't have an appointment, but they said they could fit me in.

    Last night, as I lay reading, a bug flew straight into my ear. It flew in, and it flapped its little wings directly against my eardrum as I thrashed around for some reason like an epileptic.

    And then it died in there.

    I tried washing it out and even tried a q-tip, but all I could get out was one leg. Which was a bigger leg than I was ...
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