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  1. Im pretty hungover

    by , 07-30-2011 at 09:53 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    But it's nothing a good pie won't cure!

    Last night was pretty good but in hindsight we didnt really do all that much? Just a few too many beers with a friend and an Arnie movie (total recall, which i've still yet to see. too drunk last night).

    I also got paid yesterday, I bought a bunch of cheer myself up treats to sort of help me get through the breaking up thing but really, I'm half over it already. it was a nice breakup. I am poor again, tho.

    This ...
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  2. I gots mah GED!!

    Thats right I did
    Reading I got 730 out of 800 and was in the 95th %ile rank
    Writing - 580 / 79th
    Math - 550 / 68th
    Science - 610 / 82nd
    Social Studies - 580 / 72nd

    I will be going to college in September for sales and representation

    In other news: I did the water fast and it was awesome. I rejected my all time fav food of all time. I have lost 5 lbs since Saturday. My apetite has shrunk considerably, so I don eat like a pig no mo. Btw, saw ...

    Updated 07-27-2011 at 09:28 PM by Pumpkin

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  3. wy bother asking?

    so lately i started 'playing' habbo-hotel again and when a conversation became silent she asked me: 'do you know a nice song?'
    so i though.. ya sure, ill show u what i like.

    i like these kind of questions but i hate it when they ask... but are not open for things.
    i gave her a japanese song from Utada Hikaru - Colors.
    its a great song but inmediatly she said: 'ow well.. im not into japanese'

    thats ok.. Japanese isnt that atrative to the western ppl ...
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  4. My gf just broke up with me.

    by , 07-26-2011 at 10:45 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Come at me, ladies of eoff /smug
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  5. things that have bugged me on my vacatiion

    Im not a negative person :P but today i feel like complaining.

    - The rain
    - the long drives through nature-things (jeez.. that took To long)
    - 1 Harry Potter book wasnt enough
    - i couldnt find 2nd part...
    - The upstairs neighbours, i can hear them walk -.-
    - the bed, i hurt myself on the ledges once in a while.
    - i couldnt see the Muskusoxes from a close range while on safari
    - the walk was anoying, untill we got on a road.
    - i feel a ...

    Updated 07-26-2011 at 07:52 PM by Shaibana (found some more!!)

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  6. Play Mafia

  7. Misery & Horror

    I'm sitting in the waiting room of my doctor's office. I don't have an appointment, but they said they could fit me in.

    Last night, as I lay reading, a bug flew straight into my ear. It flew in, and it flapped its little wings directly against my eardrum as I thrashed around for some reason like an epileptic.

    And then it died in there.

    I tried washing it out and even tried a q-tip, but all I could get out was one leg. Which was a bigger leg than I was ...
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  8. 'ugly' girls

    So last i saw not another teen movie wich is a parodie on Teen movies, just like Disaster movie and vampires suck and scarry movie. trailer----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdF6AfeBlH0
    and they totaly nailed what i always thought and annoys me verry much;
    in She's all that the 'populair guy' accept a bet and he has to transform a nerdy-nobody into the promqueen.
    and just as in 'the princes dairy's the girl is not ugly.. ... they just wear theyre hair wrong, dress wrong and ...
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  9. Flamingos

    by , 07-24-2011 at 10:34 AM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    Flamingos are ABSURD


    Look at their legs.
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  10. Letters to People I Don't Know Volume 1

    Dear Guys in Line Behind Me at Subway,

    Please do not notice those strips of leg hair I missed while shaving a few days ago. If you notice them you will feel really disturbed, possibly grossed out or you may potentially laugh at me.

    It has taken me a really long time to be okay with wearing shorts in public again, and if you laugh at me I will probably have to burn all of my shorts. Because I will be upset when I set them ablaze I'll likely not notice the self-esteem ...
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