I'm sitting in the waiting room of my doctor's office. I don't have an appointment, but they said they could fit me in. Last night, as I lay reading, a bug flew straight into my ear. It flew in, and it flapped its little wings directly against my eardrum as I thrashed around for some reason like an epileptic. And then it died in there. I tried washing it out and even tried a q-tip, but all I could get out was one leg. Which was a bigger leg than I was ...