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Moral Kombat.
-Like Mortal Kombat, except people don't get to cheat by turning into dragons and freezing each other and tit.


A Cockwork Orange
-Chronicles the life of a citrus abused by a lonely migrant worker

Forrest Gum
-Documentary on rubber trees in South America owned by the Wrigley company

Platon
-Charlie Sheen finds Plato alive in a vietcong rathole tunnel.

Paths of Gory
-Kubrick's long-lost WWI snuff film

Carface
-A coke fiend grafts a toy car to his face to hide his reptured septum

Raveheart
-Ecstasy-infused scots crash a party

Reservoir Dog
-A stray dog is rescued in a wash

The Kings Speeh
-A stuttering king finds out he has additional speech problems

Ocean's 1
-A man fails to rip off a casino due to working alone on an 11-man job

Artacus
-A gladiator paints frescoes with the blood of his opponents

Apocalypse No
-Documentary on failed end-time predictions

Plane of the Apes
-like Snakes on a Plane, except everyone is Samuel L. Jackson

The Socal Network
-A southern california pot farmer gets busted

The Hanover
-Alcoholics accidentally fly to Germany instead of Vegas

Edward Scissorhand
-The story of a man with a pair of scissors for only one hand.

The Rig
-A man finds a haunted truck, bad things happen, typical bad horror plot

Host Rider
-A talk show host gets on a motorcycle and decides to fight evil.

RobCop
-The story of a futuristic Detroit where crime is so bad that even cops rob people.

Beauty and the Best
-A beautiful woman meets a man who thinks he's the best at everything and their superiority complexes clash with each other

Source Cod
-A movie that takes place in an alternate history where CoD was made in Valve's Source engine.

The Wizard of O
-The story of a wizard who magically gives people orgasms.

Full Meal Jacket
-US Marines feast on coats.

The Silence of the Labs
-When the dogs next door haven't been heard barking for a few days, an elderly couple seeks out to solve a mystery beyond their wildest imagination.

Nanny McPee
-A teenage boy recalls of his nanny with incontinence problems

The Ion King
-The Ruler of all Radicals comes to the big screen.

The Sum of All Ears
-A man goes on a lifelong quest to find out the number of ears on the whole earth.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Word
-A pilgrim named Scott becomes enraged at his own religion and attempts to erase the Bible from the knowledge of everyone on earth.

The Fat and the Furious
-Overly obese man befriends guy with anger issues and they start street racing.

'ight Club
-black men just agreeing with each other

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad
-It's the exact same movie as Mrs. Doubtfire

Indian Jones
-711 clerk who moonlights as a professional scavenger hunter.

Pokemon: The Fist Movie
-A remake of the first pokemon movie, except all the shots now focus on the characters fists

Brokeback Mountin'
-Same movie

Jurassic Arc
-The other boat didn't fare so well.

Transformer
-A documentary on the complex electrical infrastructure the developed world relies so much on

The Hills Have Eys
-Seven guidos living on the hills of Rome that shout "EY" at passersby

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Tone
-Harry's philosophy teacher always sounds angry

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret
-Harry misconstrues the meaning of "Snape is in the closet." Rape ensues.

Harry Potter and the Prisone of Azkaban
-Harry travels to a mythical gulag off the coast of Ireland.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ire
-A passive-aggressive goblet who doesn't choose any wizards for the Triwizard Tournament because "it's not like any of you give a crap about me."

Harry Potter and the Oder of the Phoenix
-Harry and the gang's quest to find working mythical deodorant for Fawkes

Harry Potter and the Half-Bloo Prince
-Harry visits Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallos
-Being greeted in a Swedish accent all the time annoys people to death

Ramb
-A Japanese documentary about Sheep.

WALL
-A movie about post-apocalypic Earth buried under a wall of garbage with no way to dig themselves out.

Gone with the Win
-A man wins the lottery and decides to ditch his titty hometown for a better life.

The Princess Ride
...It's porn.

Schindler's Lit
-The story about a Jew that was baked 24/7

The Gir with the Dragon Tattoo
-Gir from Invader Zim is aided in his search for a woman who has been missing for forty years by a young computer hacker.

Zombielan
-all of /v/ plays a zombie mmo

Monty Python and the Holy Rail
-The whole Monty Python ensemble plays Quake.

The Da Vinci Cod
-a fish holds the key to the Bible's secrets

Reaking Bad
-chemistry teacher discovers his body odor can kill

Braking Bad
-short informative video about replacing your car's brake pads

The Walking Dad
-A boy comes home to discover his crippled father walking again. He also turns into a zombie. Scientists study this phenomenon and decide to inject zombification chemicals into people to cure their crippled limbs. Society collapses.

No Country For Old Me
-An aging man becomes overwhelmed with the intricacies of modern life and culture so he decides to move to a new country, but upon discovering that the social memes span across different borders, the old man realizes his fate and kills himself.

The Dark Night
-story of a movie theater in Colorado

The Hurt Locke
-The story of the Renaissance man John Locke who gets reall upset about people disagreeing with him

The Karat Kid
-a boy has a remarkable talent for identifying the purity of gold

Caddysack
-a golf caddy rubs his sack all over rich peoples golf clubs

Fro Hell
-Johnny Depp stars as a black man who can never get his hair just right

Noseratu
-a rat with a human nose looks for acceptance ]]> Tigmafuzz http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/901-New-movie-names