Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums - Blogs - Parkers Poop Paradise by Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/blog.php/15872-Parkers-Poop-Paradise The Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums are the premier place for Final Fantasy fans to meet and discuss this classic video game series. Join our community today. en Fri, 15 May 2026 06:04:46 GMT vBulletin 60 http://home.eyesonff.com/images/images_neoclassic/misc/rss.jpg Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums - Blogs - Parkers Poop Paradise by Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/blog.php/15872-Parkers-Poop-Paradise Fried rice is awesome http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/778-Fried-rice-is-awesome Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:22:02 GMT I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day. Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this. Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots,... I boil a load of rice and then eat only a tiny bit of it so I can have badass amounts of fried rice the next day.

Day old boiled rice makes the best fried rice - everyone knows this.

Fried rice is fantastic because you throw most anything into it. eggs,. sheitmps, carrot, peas, shoots, fruits, eggs, onions.....all kinds of things.....the world is your oyster (u can thrwo oysters in too.)

if you throw lots and lots of eggs in (shift the egg:rice ratio) you can have like omurice....which is omelet and rice kinda (definitions vary. what? never heard of wikipedia? )

i want a big jet burner but they are expensive and dangerous. i'd probably blacken peppers on them and things like that isntead of using the wok with them.....


basically eat fried rice i guess. ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/778-Fried-rice-is-awesome For a lonely nerd, I sure masturbate a lot http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/704-For-a-lonely-nerd-I-sure-masturbate-a-lot Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:19:44 GMT I'm collecting tonberry kills so i can get the tonberry king GF* on FF8

Rinse
Renzokuken
Repeat

I realised i can do it with one hand while still being somewhat fast, and its hecka boring, so...

thank goodness for the pic thread is all i can tell you


*the only gf i will ever have again, lmao ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/704-For-a-lonely-nerd-I-sure-masturbate-a-lot <![CDATA[HOLY tit, THAT'S AN ARM?!]]> http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/681-HOLY-tit-THAT-S-AN-ARM-! Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:31:14 GMT [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vf6cl.png[/IMG]

All these years I thought this was some blackbird/raven sitting on Squall's shoulder. I've wondered about the significance every time I played Final Fantasy 8.

But I was wrong.

It's his goddamn arm.


Jesus. How do I even manage to get up in the morning?


This has seriously blown my mind! ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/681-HOLY-tit-THAT-S-AN-ARM-! SOMETIMES WHEN IM DEPRESSED I LIKE TO WRITE IN UPPER CASE WITH MINIMAL PUNCTUATION http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/669-SOMETIMES-WHEN-IM-DEPRESSED-I-LIKE-TO-WRITE-IN-UPPER-CASE-WITH-MINIMAL-PUNCTUATION Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:40:16 GMT ESSENTIALLY LIKE A STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS KIND OF DEAL IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING BUT NOT IRL WHERE MY SHOUTING MIGHT UPSET SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ANYWAY ITS KINDA REFRESHING AND SORTA MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND ENERGISED SO IF YOU FEEL CRAPPY THEN TRY IT OUT IF YOU WANT BASICALLY I AM... ESSENTIALLY LIKE A STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS KIND OF DEAL

IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING BUT NOT IRL WHERE MY SHOUTING MIGHT UPSET SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ANYWAY ITS KINDA REFRESHING AND SORTA MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND ENERGISED SO IF YOU FEEL CRAPPY THEN TRY IT OUT IF YOU WANT

BASICALLY I AM PRETTY MISERABLE RIGHT NOW

THIS IS THERAPY, I GUESS ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/669-SOMETIMES-WHEN-IM-DEPRESSED-I-LIKE-TO-WRITE-IN-UPPER-CASE-WITH-MINIMAL-PUNCTUATION Coursework boredom http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/665-Coursework-boredom Thu, 12 Jan 2012 15:24:09 GMT basically got this on loop to help me cope

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw[/url]

the eoff girly do the boom shakalak :kakapo:

hows it going? ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/665-Coursework-boredom i ate like a whole jaffa cake box today http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/648-i-ate-like-a-whole-jaffa-cake-box-today Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:32:59 GMT the big ones they sell at christmas time, with like 6 regular boxes inside it.

also i'm staying in bed all week, finishing coursework and watching old episodes of friends, and not talking to anyone.


:kakapo: me irl atm :kakapo: ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/648-i-ate-like-a-whole-jaffa-cake-box-today i heard a guy whistling chocobo and battle over music today http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/633-i-heard-a-guy-whistling-chocobo-and-battle-over-music-today Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:18:06 GMT WAS IT YOU?? i was gonna approach with the secret eoff handshake/coded question but im not cool enough to know what it is WAS IT YOU??

i was gonna approach with the secret eoff handshake/coded question but im not cool enough to know what it is ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/633-i-heard-a-guy-whistling-chocobo-and-battle-over-music-today donger is an infinitely more humorous word for male genitalia than dong http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/631-donger-is-an-infinitely-more-humorous-word-for-male-genitalia-than-dong Sun, 11 Dec 2011 11:25:49 GMT I've put some thought into this.

Donger is much more funny than dong. Say it aloud. Let it sort of flow out of your mouth. Slowly. Let it fill your mouth and then drip out.

Johnson is also a humorous word for the male reproductive shaft. It's so American.

A donger decorated with the stars and stripes, perhaps with actual cubic zirconia stars glued to it as is the fashion currently (I tried wikipedia-ing 'Vajazzle' and it suggested Vajszló, a village in Hungary whose article clearly needs expanding), is about the most American thing I can bring my mind to conjure. It is a donger worthy of the name Johnson.

The female of the species are sadly more unfortunate. There are funny names for female genitalia, but they tend to be crude and blunt, having been created by a more sexist male generation, in bars and work places and wars at that point in time not frequented by women. They are funny, but in a grotesque, wincing way.

The counterpart to these horrible nicknames are usually overly cutesy and shy. They are created by mothers answering their young daughters' questions about the differences between boys and girls. So we get things like flower. Or Foofi. Or Mary (someone I know will not call it anything but Mary. What the Christ?). There's no middle ground. Let's endeavour to change this. ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/631-donger-is-an-infinitely-more-humorous-word-for-male-genitalia-than-dong <![CDATA[all this gangsta rap im listening to is a constant reminder that i'm not getting any]]> http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/613-all-this-gangsta-rap-im-listening-to-is-a-constant-reminder-that-i-m-not-getting-any Thu, 03 Nov 2011 10:35:12 GMT I've been listening to a lot of gangsta rap lately, and it is a constant reminder that I am not participating in any amount of sexual activity.

I did have a drunken one night thing a couple weeks ago, but it was pretty pathetic. I didn't even 'nut' (this is a gangsta rap term). I didn't even take my socks off.

Is there any rap about masturbation

Or celibacy

I don't think I can hear about any more ho's getting their knees dirty for the rock ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/613-all-this-gangsta-rap-im-listening-to-is-a-constant-reminder-that-i-m-not-getting-any Teat. http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/557-Teat Tue, 13 Sep 2011 08:53:09 GMT Teat is a pretty funny word.

I am almost all better again. I even did a pushup today. I am still very tired, and maybe depressed, I can't tell for sure.

I'm trying to make a decision on the project I have to do for university this year, it's not dissertation-important, but fairly important none the less. I've narrowed it down to two choices, unless I can come up with my own project idea. Both have great positives and big drawbacks. It's giving me a headache !!

I made a tomato confit yesterday, its basically just tomato almost dried in olive oil in a low oven, with some thyme. But it was delicious. I ate one and spontaneously ejaculated on the others, but I still ate them because it took 2 hours to dry out and I'm not wasting that shit. ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/557-Teat Man Flu does not exist. http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/543-Man-Flu-does-not-exist Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:40:01 GMT Nope. I'm actually dying. Maybe.

Ok, so maybe I'm not [i]dying[/i], but I am pretty sick. Right.

Well.....maybe it's a mild case of the sniffles.

It doesn't mean I can't milk it for all it's worth.

My roomates have been topping my glass up with fresh water, bringing me food, arranging my pillow, singing me to sleep and spraying my room with perfume.

I think I'm going to be horribly and irreversibly unwell for the rest of my life. ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/543-Man-Flu-does-not-exist im so sick :-( http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/539-im-so-sick-( Sat, 03 Sep 2011 12:57:43 GMT the inside of my toilet bowl looks like peegee's post history :( ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/539-im-so-sick-( <![CDATA[i'm eating prawn crackers]]> http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/507-i-m-eating-prawn-crackers Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:17:02 GMT proawn crackers are kind gross??

i don't really know what to make of them :):) but i eat them anyway

what am i eating here/? oil?

theyre good to scoop up hot liquids with because they crackle :eek: ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/507-i-m-eating-prawn-crackers I am totally gay for restaurant chefs. http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/486-I-am-totally-gay-for-restaurant-chefs Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:32:09 GMT [img]http://i.imgur.com/5x9ip.jpg[/img]
Oh Heston :love:, If only that perspex circle was in fact heart-shaped, to better show my love for you.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/txD3n.jpg[/img]
Oh Thomas :love:, a thousand things I could chalk on that blackboard to better show my love for you.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4LArc.jpg[/img]
Oh Grant :love:, cup that hand. Hold me with it, gently.


Also I got this book to help me brush up on technique:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hIRHb.jpg[/img]
Oh Jacques :love:, take my hand, steady my knife....show me the brunois one more time...

Better post some nigella to make up for this:
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]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/486-I-am-totally-gay-for-restaurant-chefs Blog this post http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/484-Blog-this-post Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:13:16 GMT [QUOTE=blackmage_nuke;3012693]Just wondering does anyone actually use the blog this post button?[/QUOTE]

No. ]]> Parker http://home.eyesonff.com/entry.php/484-Blog-this-post