Ah cookies, yes! I ate them all sorry.
You're here to... uh.... give me cookies! :monster2:
Damnit! I can't remember why I'm here!
Well then... I'll... I'll... :fencing:
Ha-HA! Jokes on your, CANDY DEMON! I have no candy!
I'm posessed by the CANDY DEMON!!!!! *eats your candy*
I'm convinced you still are. No offence.
Sounds like my mom. She swears to this day I was posessed by a demon when I was a baby.
I broke my mum's computer once. I didn't really, but she was convinced I was the Devil and my evil aura had caused the fan to overheat. Not that she new about fans or anything. She just saw smoke + boy = boy's fault. Man, was that funny. No. No, it wasn't.
It broke my computer. Now I use my mom's. MWAHAHAHAHA