My soul...? I already gave it to Dolentrean =<
Give me your soul and I will give you unlimited profile visits xD
How dare I indeed!! I do truly apologize...Tell me what I owe and I shall gladly pay!
How dare you visit my profile without paying the visit taxes?! :P
True that! But if he doesn't treasure you, then he's not worth treasuring. It goes both ways. Like Ara.
Boys with glazed eyes. Hah. Yeah, that's fun. And a bit of a turn-on, actually. Heehee. And then they get all bent out of shape when you laugh at them. They're like "Shutup, woman!" I tell ya, you know how everyone always says "treasure your woman"? Well I say "treasure your man" cuz without them there would be no sense of humor.
It really is, honestly. Porn basically decides who's too uptight for their own good. Although, during that sex scene in 300, my ex boyfriend was just drooling over the chick. I looked over at him, saw his eyes glaze over, and burst out laughing in the theater. After the scene and a few dirty looks from other people, he leans over and goes, "Why were you laughing?" I said, "You think you have a chance with a girl as pretty as that. You're lucky you have me, my friend, let alone a hot smurfing chick like that!" He shunned me the rest of the night
Araciel(Lexi) summed up in one word: adorable. He's mean to me because he wants what he can't have . lol jkjk. As for the porn binge night... Let's see, my then-boyfriend hated porn (strange creature) and I was kinda like "um, ok?" as my beau's friends were slobbering over eachother (bf and gf). Then there was the fifth wheel in the corner looking more and more like Smiegol by the second, shuddering and whispering, "...my preciousss..." It was really awkward. Since then I'd grown up. I preferred to get drunk and watch porn with my male army buddies and watch 300 pausing on the queen's boobs as she's riding the king like a horse racer. But they were fair about it (they'd pause on the king's ass). I know, graphic. But that's just how porn parties go. A bunch of adults acting like kids all over again; pointing and laughing. I feel it's an experience that really showcases our humanity :laugh:...
Are you serious? We should celebrate birthdays together! But how did last porn night with friends end badly?
I dunno.Last porn night with my friends ended badly . By the way, you and I share the same birthday.
