DAMN YOU.
Both. And neither. :meditate:
I have honestly never been quite so... aroused in my life.
I have a bit of a fantasy I want to share with you. You are my bird, my little Huxley bird, and I keep you in a gilded cage. Sing for me, little Huxley bird! Tweet tweet for your fair master Julian! I could feed you corn, Huxley bird, corn and bacon rind and bits of skin from my hands. Would you like that, Huxley bird? Won't you tweet for your Julian?
Huxley! Why have you not accepted my friend request?
Hahahahaha
That sneaky little smurf! I wonder how long it's been like this. Probably since the Thunderdome nonsense.
Ahahaha oh man classic work on his part xD
Oh, sonofabitch! smurfing Paul.
It'd seem so. In other news your profile pic kills me xD
