Eugh, I hate Mountain Dew.
Yeah, but you get that. I like to think my body is 90% Mountain Dew instead.
Unfortunate that it's so life-centered.
Eugh, I hate water.
Floating pasta? xD Sounds water-logged.
Floating Pasta Dude. Mmm, floating.
Aerial Penne Beast! Airborne Linguine Creature... Flying Purple People Eater?
Mmmm noodley goodness
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I was thinking more of Burnt Face Man